{"id":15223,"date":"2020-10-17T03:31:10","date_gmt":"2020-10-17T03:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesvolcansnews.net\/2020\/10\/17\/dieu-est-un-lapin-extrait-poeme-jacques-prevert\/"},"modified":"2020-10-17T03:39:48","modified_gmt":"2020-10-17T03:39:48","slug":"dieu-est-un-lapin-extrait-poeme-jacques-prevert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesvolcansnews.net\/?p=15223","title":{"rendered":"Dieu est un Lapin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dieu est un Lapin (extrait d’un po\u00e8me de Jacques Pr\u00e9vert<\/em><\/strong>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dieu est un grand lapin<\/em>
Il habite plus haut que la terre<\/em>
tout en haut l\u00e0-haut dans les cieux<\/em>
dans son grand terrier nuageux.<\/em>
Le diable est un grand li\u00e8vre rouge<\/em>
avec un fusil tout gris<\/em>
Pour tirer dans l’ombre de la nuit<\/em>
mais<\/em>
Dieu est un gros lapin<\/em>
il a l’oreille du monde<\/em>
il conna\u00eet la musique<\/em>
une fois il a eu un gTand fils<\/em>
un joyeux lapin<\/em>
et il l’a envoy\u00e9 sur la terre<\/em>
pour sauver les lapins d’en bas<\/em>
et son fils a \u00e9t\u00e9 rapidement liquid\u00e9<\/em>
et on l’a appel\u00e9 civet.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u00c9videmment il a pass\u00e9 de bien mauvais moments<\/em>
et puis il a repris du poil de la b\u00eate<\/em>
il s’est remis les os en place<\/em>
les reins le r\u00e2ble la t\u00eate et tout<\/em>
et il a fait un bond prodigieux<\/em>
et le voil\u00e0 maintenant rude lapin<\/em>
bondissant dans les cieux<\/em>
\u00e0 la droite et \u00e8 la gauche<\/em>
du grand lapin tout-puissant.<\/em>
Et le diable tire dans l’ombre<\/em>
et revient bredouille chaque nuit<\/em>
rien dans son charnier<\/em>
rien \u00e0 se mettre sous la charni\u00e8re<\/em>
et il pique de grandes col\u00e8res<\/em>
il arrache sa casquette de sur sa t\u00eate<\/em>
et il pi\u00e9tine dans la poussi\u00e8re<\/em>
et apr\u00e8s il est bien avanc\u00e9<\/em>
et il est oblig\u00e9 de mettre<\/em>
tous les jours que le lapin fait<\/em>
son chapeau des dimanches.<\/em>
Mais son chapeau des dimanches<\/em>
c’est un fant\u00f4me de lapin<\/em>
un feu follet des fabriques<\/em>
et il fait des fac\u00e9ties<\/em>
c’est pour cela que le diable<\/em>
n’a jamais son chapeau sur la t\u00eate<\/em>
pas m\u00eame les jours de f\u00eate<\/em>
mais \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de sa t\u00eate<\/em>
au-dessus de sa t\u00eate<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


ou m\u00eame comme \u00e7a derri\u00e8re la t\u00eate<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


oui<\/em>
exactement \u00e0 dix ou quinze centim\u00e8tres<\/em>
derri\u00e8re sa t\u00eate<\/em>
et il attrape tout le temps des migraines<\/em>
de la gr\u00eale du vent<\/em>
et des otites dans les oreilles.<\/em>
Quand il rencontre<\/em>
Dieu<\/em>
il est tr\u00e8s emb\u00eat\u00e9<\/em>
parce qu’il doit le saluer<\/em>
c’est r\u00e9glementaire<\/em>
puisque c’est<\/em>
Dieu le fondateur<\/em>
du ciel et de la terre<\/em>
lui il est seulement l’inventeur<\/em>
de la pierre \u00e0 feu<\/em>
et<\/em>
Dieu lui dit<\/em>
Je vous en prie mon ami restez couvert<\/em>
mais le diable ne peut pas<\/em>
mettez-vous \u00e0 sa place<\/em>
puisque son chapeau ne tient pas en place<\/em>
alors il se rend compte<\/em>
qu’il est l\u00e9g\u00e8rement ridicule<\/em>
et il s’en retourne chez lui en courant<\/em>
il allume un grand feu en pleurant<\/em>
et il se regarde dans son armoire \u00e0 glace<\/em>
en faisant des grimaces<\/em>
et puis il jette l’armoire dans le feu<\/em>
et quand l’armoire se met \u00e0 p\u00e9tiller<\/em>
\u00e0 craquer \u00e0 crier<\/em>
Il devient tout \u00e0 coup tr\u00e8s joyeux<\/em>
et il se couche sur le brasier<\/em>
avec une grande flamme blanche<\/em>
comme oreiller<\/em>
et il ronronne tout doucement<\/em>
comme le feu<\/em>
comme les chats quand ils sont heureux<\/em>
et il r\u00eave aux bons-tours qu’il va jouer au bon<\/em>
Dieu.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


Dieu est aussi un pr\u00eateur sur gage<\/em>
un vieil usurier<\/em>
il se cache dans une bicoque<\/em>
tout en haut de son mont-de-pi\u00e9t\u00e9<\/em>
et il pr\u00eate \u00e0 la petite semaine<\/em>
au mois au si\u00e8cle et \u00e0 l’\u00e9ternit\u00e9<\/em>
et ceux qui redescendent avec un peu d’argent<\/em>
en bas dans la vall\u00e9e le diable les attend<\/em>
il leur fauche leur fric<\/em>
il leur fout une vol\u00e9e<\/em>
et s’en va en chantant la pluie et le beau temps.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


Dieu est aussi un gTand voyageur<\/em>
et quand il voyage<\/em>
pas moyen de le faire tenir en place<\/em>
il s’installe dans tous les wagons<\/em>
et il descend dans tous les h\u00f4tels \u00e0 la fois<\/em>
\u00e0 ces moments-l\u00e0<\/em>
tous les voyageurs marchent \u00e0 pied<\/em>
et couchent dehors<\/em>
et le diable passe<\/em>
et crie<\/em>
Oreillers couvertures<\/em>
et tous appellent<\/em>
Pst\u2026<\/em>
Pst\u2026<\/em>
Pst\u2026<\/em>
mais lui dit \u00e7a simplement comme \u00e7a<\/em>
pour les emmerder un peu plus<\/em>
il a autre chose \u00e0 faire<\/em>
que de s’occuper vraiment de ces gens-l\u00e0<\/em>
il est seulement un peu content<\/em>
parce qu’ils prennent froid.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


Dieu est aussi une grosse dinde de<\/em>
No\u00ebl qui se fait manger par les riches<\/em>
pour souhaiter la f\u00eate \u00e0 son fils.<\/em>
Alors les coudes sur la sainte table<\/em>
le<\/em>
Diable regarde<\/em>
Dieu en face<\/em>
avec un sourire de c\u00f4t\u00e9<\/em>
et il fait du pied aux anges et<\/em>
Dieu est bien emb\u00eat\u00e9.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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